Ever feel like G-d is fucking with you?
Needless to say, I will be the only mother watching her kids at surf camp on the beach tomorrow. I’m bringing the mirrored sunglasses. And charging a steep entrance fee.
Ever feel like G-d is fucking with you?
Needless to say, I will be the only mother watching her kids at surf camp on the beach tomorrow. I’m bringing the mirrored sunglasses. And charging a steep entrance fee.
That is hilarious! Where did the photo come from?
I stalked him online and found his modeling pic.
How hysterical- I thought you were joking about him being your kids’ surfing instructor, teasing us all! Love that you stalked him. Haha.
PS- when we were leaving even my kids (7 and 8) said “Mommy that guy is your type.” I was mortified.
Ha! Kids are so damn funny sometimes. Did he hear them?
No he did not, it was in the car. Anyway my husband was the one who told them that mommy would like him.
It just gets funnier and funnier!
Oh yeah… I’ll pay…
His girlfriend is a sweet girl who also helps run the camp. I realized that when he said “I only date Jewish girls…” for a moment my heart stopped, then he looked over at her perfect 20 year old bikini body lying on the sand. Hmmmm…
I want to lick that man.
He would be salty.
mmm salty is good!
he’s waaaay too fabio-esque for my tastes, but good on ya!
Also has a great personality:)
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right. sooo.. totally random question. I’m local…and I’m looking for a surf instructor for my daughter. Any suggestions? DEAR GOD. Hello.
So sorry I haven’t responded to this until now… Aqua surf is amazing. Try them but I hear good things about malibu makos as well. Good luck!
😀 this is called pure temptation )))
Now if he wore glasses!,,Huba..Huba…
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