Ah… on a relaxing morning there’s nothing better than a soothing cup of tea. These new artisanal offerings give you spiritual fuel to get through your day.
1. Calm The Fuck Down Tea – Chamomile
2. Wake The Fuck Up Tea – Black gunpowder
3. He Was An Asshole Anyway Tea – Mint
4. Yoga Is Not Fucking Helping Tea – Ginger peach
5. Shut The Fuck Up And Let Me Drink Tea Tea – Rooibus
6. Don’t Kill Yourself Tea – Green
7. Don’t Kill Anyone (Until After You Drink This) Tea – Holy Basil
8. Where The Fuck Is My Coffee Tea – Earl Grey
9. Wish I Could Unlick His Asshole Tea- Licorice
10. Reasons To Live Tea – Coffee
*saw that a Canadian company is actually marketing the first one, but I swear I thought of it independently. That would be too sophisticated for me- actual branding . I just think of the shit; no idea yet how to turn it into actual cash. Please feel free to make suggestions (or donations) below.