Ah… on a relaxing morning there’s nothing better than a soothing cup of tea. These new artisanal offerings give you spiritual fuel to get through your day.
1. Calm The Fuck Down Tea – Chamomile
2. Wake The Fuck Up Tea – Black gunpowder
3. He Was An Asshole Anyway Tea – Mint
4. Yoga Is Not Fucking Helping Tea – Ginger peach
5. Shut The Fuck Up And Let Me Drink Tea Tea – Rooibus
6. Don’t Kill Yourself Tea – Green
7. Don’t Kill Anyone (Until After You Drink This) Tea – Holy Basil
8. Where The Fuck Is My Coffee Tea – Earl Grey
9. Wish I Could Unlick His Asshole Tea- Licorice
10. Reasons To Live Tea – Coffee
*saw that a Canadian company is actually marketing the first one, but I swear I thought of it independently. That would be too sophisticated for me- actual branding . I just think of the shit; no idea yet how to turn it into actual cash. Please feel free to make suggestions (or donations) below.
This is perfection — and almost certainly a successful Kickstarter just waiting to be launched
Yes. Let’s do it.
Stretch goal: that tea caddy with a some appropriately- thematic art on the top
Whoa — basic English fail. Not sure how that “a” got in there but there you have it for Kickstarter bonus
It’s okay. There’s no grading. 😉
Lol — thanks!
#9 scares me.
So weird- I was just at that moment discussing in therapy how much it scares me too, but what are you gonna do? Live, learn, drink tea…
Live, learn, drink tea…but don’t lick an asshole. New motto…and t-shirt.
Hahaha who knew you were so conservative?